Ways to tell the Blackjack Tables are Tough!
- 10. You notice the chips have been glued to the chip tray.
- 9. Players stop playing to actually watch the circus acts overhead.
- 8. Players receiving a 9-2 shriek "Yo 'leven!"
- 7. When the dealer announces "Insurance?" players toss chips
to the stickman on the nearby Craps table to bet the C+E.
- 6. You see players heading for the 4-Reel Slot Machines.
- 5. You see off-shift dealers playing the 4-Reel Slot Machines.
- 4. Players quit to go see Charo in the showroom.
- 3. You lose money just from WATCHing the game.
- 2. Players quit to go watch Sigfried and Roy on the Spice
Channel in their Hotel Room.
- 1. You overhear a player order a double-scotch... with a Cyanide twist.