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Ways to tell that the cards may be Clumped

• 10. You notice the dealer loading wads of bubble gum into the
        ShuffleMaster machine alongside the cards.
•  9. The dealer hands a chisel to the lady about to cut the cards.
•  8. In Atlantic City, you notice seagull droppings on the cards.
•  7. The lady at 3rd-base shuffles the cards while the dealer takes a cigarette break.
•  6. Bertha the dealer brings in the next shoe of cards from her purse.
•  5. The dealer uses a palette from the Pizza Kitchen to scoop up the cards.
•  4. The dealer washes the cards using WD-40.
•  3. You notice a pile of Facecards on the floor under the table.
•  2. Your relief dealer moonlights in the Hotel's Benihana restaraunt.
•  1. You hear Keebler Elves giggling inside the Shuffle Machine.