TOP 10

Ways to tell that the player next to you
may be Clump-Tracking

• 10. He sticks pins into his Dealer voodoo doll; one for every 10/Ace Upcard.
•  9. He brings a carjack to the table for use during bet increases.
•  8. He stacks ice cubes from his drink glasses to track the Dealer Break-Ratio.
•  7. His playing disguise is to wear a savant turban.
•  6. Her playing disguise is to wear red "magic" shoes and carry a magic wand.
•  5. He uses Keno tickets to track the clusters of cards.
•  4. She bets the Keno tickets, wins two $50K games,
        and gets barred from the Keno Lounge.
•  3. He hits a Hard-19 against a Dealer's 6.
•  2. She brings a pair of Binoculars to the table.
•  1. You notice he's traded in his card-count propeller-beanie for a
        Jimmy Buffet "Parrot-Head" cap; complete with hidden video
        camera and the LCD-Screen Sunglasses attachment.