Ways to tell your
Favorite Online Casino may
be Experiencing Financial Trouble
- 10. Instead of Paying you in cash, they offer you the opportunity
to play strip-Blackjack in Wild Wanda's Online Casino
against Juicy Lucy, and her trained guila monster.
- 9. The Online Casino Software eats all your cookie files.
(What DOES that mean?)
- 8. The Online Casino Software offers you Double-or-Nothing,
disrupting your ISP connection if it loses.
- 7. Your payout is transfered to Johnnie-John's Baha-Panamanian
Online Casino with the promise you can draw markers against it.
- 6. You are offered a shipment of Reeses Pieces in lieu of payout.
- 5. They pay you with Stock Options in their Online Casino.
- 4. To cash out you have to physically appear at the cashier's cage,
on St Kitts Island in the Caribbean.
- 3. They will only pay you in Quintillas; whatever the Hell THAT Is.
- 2. The URL to their Website Payout Page changes every 15 minutes.
- 1. You receive a Voucher for 50 Free hours on AOL in lieu of payment.