TOP 10

Ways to tell a
Casino Hotel's Theme is Realistic

• 10. You see mummy reminants stuck to the dealer's uniform.
•  9. When not only show-men dress like women, they also dress like dealers (whatever THAT means).
•  8. You see the moat dragon making it with Guineviere on the hotel marquis.
•  7. You see Sigfried making it with Roy on the hotel marquis.
•  6. You see security guards dressed in Roman garb throwing undesireables (i.e. winning players) into a lion pit.
•  5. The hotel sits on a choice piece of Vegas Strip property, closed for years, looking like a pueblo in the year 2032.
•  4. One of the ship's pirates grabs a hooker from accross the street, flings her over his shoulder
  and sneaks her up to the Hotel CEO's Office-Suite.
•  3. You see Leonardo Da Vinci supervising Art placement in the Hotel's Modern Art Gallery.
•  2. You see real bodies floating in the "river" underneath the mock Brooklyn Bridge.
•  1. You notice Card-counters being ejected using one the the Hotel's Circus Cannons.