9. You watch a gun fight outside the saloon at Bally's Wild West.
8. You see Donald Trump "rockin' the Casbah".
7. $100/hand card-counters are getting "heat"
from a bunch of Roman Centurions.
6. The asian player next to you wants to punch out your
lights for taking the dealer's break-card. ("You
fukin-no-how-play - You fukin-no-how-play!!")
5. When the boardwalk panhandlers up the
"donation-request" to GREEN and PURPLE chips.
4. Recharging your wheel chair blows the main
circuit-breakers in the Martinique Motel (behind the Tropicana)
3. You are barred from observing a low-stakes game in Resort's
high-stakes room.
2. When the only beatable game is at a "low-stakes" $25
table next to a drunk who drools over his chips before placing a bet.
1. You realize that it's January, so the fine looking babe
flirting with you in the high-stakes room is probably not a
contestant in next week's Miss America pageant.