Boris Top-10 Lists

Introduction

It is scientific fact that Top-10 lists offer us unique insight into a given subject, available through no other venue.
In Keeping with the current trend, this set of pages offers a humorous look at Blackjack in particular and Gambling in general.

To view a particular list,
click on the bloodshot eyeball to the left of it.

Last Updated: June 28, 2007

For openers...

Ways to tell you're about to be sued by Worldwide Pants
for for plagarizing the Top-10 List Concept

Blackjack Top-10 Lists

Ways to tell that the
Blackjack Tables are Tough!

Ways to tell that the cards
may be Clumped

Ways to tell that players at your table
may be counting cards

Ways to tell that the player next to you
may be Clump-Tracking

Ways to know that your
Dealer is a Graduate of
Dealing Dan's Dandy Dealing Academy

Ways to pretty much
recognize an NBJ Player

Ways to pretty much recognize a graduate
of Frank Scoblete's
Guerilla Blackjack Academy

Reasons to suspect a player
may be a Target-21 Graduate

Ways to tell if your
Blackjack Computer Software
is REALLY Accurate

Reasons to suspect that the
cards are probably not Random.

Reasons to suspect that the
cards probably ARE Random.

Ways to tell that the dealer
is about to Cheat you.

Ways to tell that you
are about to be BARRED.

Ways to know that a BJ player
is a Shuffle Tracker

Gambling Top-10 Lists

Ways to tell that you are in Atlantic City on a Weekend

Ways to tell that a Casino Hotel's Construction
may have been Rushed.

Ways to tell that your Favorite Online
Casino may be Experiencing Financial Trouble

Ways to tell that your Favorite Online
casino may not be On-The-Square

Ways to tell a Casino Hotel's Theme is accurate

Ways to tell someone is a Graduate of the
"Win In a Minute" School of Gambling

Ways to tell someone is a Graduate of
one of Jerry Patterson's Blackjack Clinics

Ways to tell if a dice shooter
is a rhythm roller

Ways to tell that a player
is using the "Minty Method"

Submitting Your Own Top-10 List

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For openers...
	Ways to tell you're about to be sued by Worldwide Pants for for plagarizing the Top-10 List Concept


Blackjack Top-10 Lists
	Ways to tell that the Blackjack Tables are Tough!
	Ways to tell that the cards may be Clumped
	Ways to tell that players at your table may be counting cards
	Ways to tell that the player next to you may be Clump-Tracking
	Ways to know that your Dealer is a Graduate of Dealing Dan's Dandy Dealing Academy
	Ways to pretty much recognize an NBJ Player
	Ways to pretty much recognize a graduate of Frank Scoblete's Guerilla Blackjack Academy
	Reasons to suspect a player may be a Target-21 Graduate
	Ways to tell if your Blackjack Computer Software is REALLY Accurate
	Reasons to suspect that the cards are probably not Random.
	Reasons to suspect that the cards probably ARE Random.
	Ways to tell that the dealer is about to Cheat you.
	Ways to tell that you are about to be BARRED.
	Ways to know that a BJ player is a Shuffle Tracker


Gambling Top-10 Lists
	Ways to tell that you are in Atlantic City on a Weekend
	Ways to tell that a Casino Hotel's Construction may have been Rushed.
	Ways to tell that your Favorite Online Casino may be Experiencing Financial Trouble
	Ways to tell that your Favorite Online casino may not be On-The-Square
	Ways to tell a Casino Hotel's Theme is accurate
	Ways to tell someone is a Graduate of the "Win In a Minute" School of Gambling
	Ways to tell someone is a Graduate of one of Jerry Patterson's Blackjack Clinics
	Ways to tell if a dice shooter is a rhythm roller
	Ways to tell that a player is using the "Minty Method"